Lol, has anyone else heard about the new eyeball licking trend in Japan. Yes, you read that correctly, eyeball licking. Teens in Japan have just been casually walking up to their friends and been like *lick*. It's disgusting, very disgusting. But not as disgusting as Honey Boo Boo's mother, however. That lady scares me. 

"I'm here to eat your soul. And your twinkies"

But aside from that horrific image, there's something else that I find completely and utterly ridiculous: Naming your child after computer terminology. No lie, there's children all over the world being named Hashtag and Google. There's even a Houston, Texas couple that named their newborn New Folder. Yeah that's right, they named their child the temporary name you give to the folder that you don't really know what you want to call it because you aren't really sure what's going to go in it. They are probably going to end up forgetting to change the name and their child will be known as New Folder forever. Thanks a lot, mom. 

That's enough ranting for now, peace out, homie-G! (If you couldn't tell, I am the least street person you will ever meet. Ever.)